Lord Lucan Awards - Best Bag Carrier

And so the bandwagon of the Lord Lucan Awards moves onto the Best Bag Carrier Category. This award goes to somebody who meets a number of criteria. Firstly this person is a S&S regular and has not done anything stupid which relates to drinking (like giving up beer for lent). Secondly they have got to be a decent bloke who is prepared to have a laugh at their expense. Committment to work is not an essential as frankly most Bag Carriers don't do much in the first place. The winner of this category has only been in Parliament for a short while but has become a regular in the Sports, almost a daily basis, a top chap who doesn't wander about with his head up his arse and deserves a massive pay rise. The winner of the Lord Lucan Award for Best Bag Carrier and this slap this award on his CV is from the office of Alan Keen MP...

Mr. Will Hardy