What to do When You Become a Lord

Vistors to the Palace tomorrow will find that the Robing Room will be omitted from the tour. This is due to the House of Lords Peers Induction Day. This is designed for Peers who have recently bought (sure earned?) their Peerage and offers them a chance to see what facilities the House of Lords has for them. Lord Lucan expects the Accounts stall to be very popular as Peers get to find out how to claim their expenses. "So I turn up sit around for a bit and get £500 for it. Fantastic, show me where to sign". It is also reported that the Refreshment Department stand will have free chocolate so that one might be popular. Other stands that might of been popular but sadly won't be there are the 'How to know when you need the toilet stand', the 'What setting for your hearing aid stand', the 'where to find your false teeth stand' and the 'Other places for your afternoon nap other than the Chamber stand'.