Calling All Card Makers

In what has been the most shameless publicity stunt and abuse of celebrity status Madonna has stolen a Malawian baby. However, I've come up with a way of being more shameless than Madge herself. All I need is a Christmas Card manufacturer. Now I know Christmas is miles away but this idea needs to get going now if I am going to cash in. Below is a traditional Christmas card image: This is Raphael's Madonna and Child. A classic masterpiece and a lasting Christmas Card image. Now if you haven't seen where I'm going with this one then you are clearly stupid. Below is the image of my Christmas card, why it's the 21st century Madonna and Child:
Well there we have it a tasteless way to cash in on a tasteless publicity stunt. Show me the way to the bank. Oh and if any Christmas Card makers would like to contact me about the enterprise, please leave a note in the comments.