Thursday, November 02, 2006

Speaker Needs to be Healed

Speaker Martin is clearly ga-ga. PMQs yesterday and his interuption was just stupid and David "Dave" Cameron made him look a bit silly. Although use of the word "honestly" was certainly a no-no. The mumblings are growing and he hasn't been the best of Speakers since the word go such examples are speaking in favour of Government legislation relating to benefits for asylum seakers when David Blunket was Home Secretary and performance has been worse since he returned from sickness. It is surely time for him to step down. However, who will succeed? My choice has to be Sylvia Heal (pictured), Deputy Speaker and MP for Halesowen and Rowley Regis. A person who when in the Chair brings a calming and pleasant air to the Chamber, where in a place of testoserone and bullishness the pleasing tones of Mrs. Heal can ease one into a more straight headed mood. When Otis Ferry and his Merry Men broke into the Chamber was as cool as a cat as the chaos unfolded. So vote Heal, that's what I say.

15 Comments:

Blogger Barry Beef said...

indeed, m'lud: auntie sylv for speaker. i don't mean to be particularly party partisan on this one but, egad, lord and haselhurst are a couple of...well not up to snuff. although sir alan is a member of essex ccc which is admirable.

3:13 PM  
Blogger Lord Lucan said...

Yes but Auntie Sylv has in her Dod's entry as a recreation "Listening to Male Voice Choirs". Beats Essex CCC

3:23 PM  
Anonymous pookie said...

M'Lud,

I agree.

Love the pun in the title.

Actually, the tabloid writers missed out on a few corkers when the fox hunting brigade broke into the Chamber as Auntie Sylv's maiden name was Fox. Given that the name has an added dimension as she is certainly one of the better looking MPs, me thinks the tabloid writers certainly missed a trick.

3:27 PM  
Anonymous pookie said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

3:27 PM  
Anonymous A Source Formerly Close to the PM said...

But what will Sir Michael Lord be called when he moves to the Upper House???

4:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Halo. It is a nice site!
viagra
viagra
Thanks

12:48 AM  
Blogger alfredconnor said...

Buy Viagra is a source to help you know more about viagra. you can find some good information about viagra and erectile dysfunction over here.

10:39 AM  
Blogger lauriestanley said...

Generic Propecia is a steroid reductase inhibitor, works by reducing the amount of the hormone dihydrotestosterone in the body. This may block certain types of hair loss in men.

9:46 AM  
Blogger mollyabraham said...

Levitra is used to treat sexual function problems such as impotence or erectile dysfunction. It is closely related in function to Cialis and Viagra: it increases the blood flow to the penis to achieve and maintain an erection.

5:19 PM  
Blogger mollyabraham said...

Generic Cialis works by helping the blood vessels in your penis to relax, allowing the flow of blood into your penis. The result of this is improved erectile function.

8:49 AM  
Blogger johnnysmith said...

Generic Cialis is slightly different from the other erectile drugs available in the market as it may work up to 36 hrs after dosing. Generic Levitra orks along with sexual stimulation to help achieve an erection when taken 30 to 60 minutes before sexual activity.

6:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Generic Viagra is an oral treatment drug that has been developed to combat erectile dysfunction. The fundamental ingredient within the product is sildenafil, which essentially serves to work within the body, through the improvement of the blood supply into the penis, thus along for firmer, longer lasting erections.

7:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

generic viagra
generic viagra
online pharmacy
buy viagra
buy viagra online
generic viagra
generic cialis
generic viagra
buy cialis

8:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Generic Viagra can be effective in achieving an erection as quickly as 30 minutes after it is taken. Generic Cialis can be active in achieving erections for up to 36 hours. Generic Propecia grows hair in about 50% of men after one year and around 66% of men after two years. Overall, around 85% of men do not lose any more hair while using Propecia. Viagra has helped millions of men with erectile dysfunction achieve improved erections. This pill is shown to help men get and keep an erection for successful intercourse.

8:39 AM  
Anonymous Penis Enlargement Pills said...

Really you have done great job,There are may person searching about that now they will find enough resources by your post.I like this blog..

6:25 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home