Speaker Needs to be Healed

Speaker Martin is clearly ga-ga. PMQs yesterday and his interuption was just stupid and David "Dave" Cameron made him look a bit silly. Although use of the word "honestly" was certainly a no-no. The mumblings are growing and he hasn't been the best of Speakers since the word go such examples are speaking in favour of Government legislation relating to benefits for asylum seakers when David Blunket was Home Secretary and performance has been worse since he returned from sickness. It is surely time for him to step down. However, who will succeed? My choice has to be Sylvia Heal (pictured), Deputy Speaker and MP for Halesowen and Rowley Regis. A person who when in the Chair brings a calming and pleasant air to the Chamber, where in a place of testoserone and bullishness the pleasing tones of Mrs. Heal can ease one into a more straight headed mood. When Otis Ferry and his Merry Men broke into the Chamber was as cool as a cat as the chaos unfolded. So vote Heal, that's what I say.