Tuesday, October 24, 2006

The Chav, The Crossdresser and The Freak

Following the wonderful start of The Lord Lucan Fittest Researcher of the Year competition with the lovely Nancy. Things have taken a turn for the worse in the men's competition. Three photos have been submitted to Lord Lucan which really are not good. It is a shame when of the vast numbers of researchers that exist the three entries that have been submitted have clearly not shown their best features. However, I know that they are out there and the female who has the responsibilty of judging the men would really not want to have to award the prize to one of these three rogues. Therefore, I call upon you to email thelordlucan@yahoo.co.uk with photos of butch men otherwise Parliament will be a sorry place to work. Don't forget while the standards are a lot higher currently in the women's competition I'm sure there is the beauty out there. Finally remember, this competion is not judged on brain or personality it comes down to the fickle world of who has the best looks. Meanwhile here are the photos for the men. Don't have nightmares.


Blogger 2Tall said...

The middle photo is so taken out of context

4:33 PM  
Anonymous Manish Boy said...

Do they have to be butch? All the lovely young boys I was referring to are more than a little fey.

4:45 PM  
Anonymous Pookie said...

The context of you holding your twin sister in a slightly inappropriate way...


Would you oblige me and show the conext in its full glory?

Also, may I finally say that the picture of the largest pork scratching in the S&S ever found is a Rind of Magic (ho-ho). The Lib Dem, by the way, is in the picture purely for the purposes of scale.

P.S. Who is the guy with the fake tan and Annie Lennox hair?

4:46 PM  
Blogger Lord Lucan said...

Manish Boy...Send me whatever you wish (within reason).

Pookie..."The context in its full glory"???? How about no. The guy with fake tan and Annie Lennox hair is a four lunches a day, croquet playing, Elvis impersonating researcher. Hope that helps.

7:30 AM  
Blogger Barry Beef said...

the bloke in the middle looks a lot like Paul Burrell

2:52 PM  
Anonymous Andrea said...

Chris Bryant' assistant, Marc Lockwood, can be a contender...pic on Bryant's website (click on "get in touch"...then on "meet Chris' team")

1:06 PM  
Blogger Hamer Shawcross said...

Is the bloke at the end saying, "yes I want to, but should it look like a giant Wotsit?"

1:32 PM  

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