Thursday, October 26, 2006

Hether Mills Hopping Mad

A story I forgot to mention yesterday was that of Heather "Wooden Leg" Mills suing the Daily Mail and Evening Standard and possibly The Sun over "false, damaging and immensely upsetting" cliams over her divorce with Paul McCartney. While not a fan of the one-legged bandit I must say it couldn't happen to a nicer paper. Incidently I have heard a wonderful joke on the divorce which is bit old but should be shared. Apparently Paul McCartney was asked in an interview if he ever thought he would go down on one knee again. He replied "I'd prefer it if you called her Heather". Ho ho ho.

5 Comments:

Blogger 2Tall said...

I reckon she's really going out on a limb with all these court cases.

4:24 PM  
Blogger 2Darts said...

She must be hopping mad!

6:21 PM  
Anonymous Blunt said...

Their problems started with the present
that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new
prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.

10:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder how she feels now the shoe's on the other foot.

6:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's she got to complain about? He gave her a plane for Christmas! And a shaver for the other leg.

6:50 PM  

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