Hether Mills Hopping Mad
A story I forgot to mention yesterday was that of Heather "Wooden Leg" Mills suing the Daily Mail and Evening Standard and possibly The Sun over "false, damaging and immensely upsetting" cliams over her divorce with Paul McCartney. While not a fan of the one-legged bandit I must say it couldn't happen to a nicer paper. Incidently I have heard a wonderful joke on the divorce which is bit old but should be shared. Apparently Paul McCartney was asked in an interview if he ever thought he would go down on one knee again. He replied "I'd prefer it if you called her Heather". Ho ho ho.
posted by Lord Lucan at 10:19 AM
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She must be hopping mad!
Their problems started with the present
that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new
prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.
I wonder how she feels now the shoe's on the other foot.
What's she got to complain about? He gave her a plane for Christmas! And a shaver for the other leg.
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