Labour Government Gone in Couple of Days Says Recess Monkey

Staffers past and present were out on mass last Friday to celebrate the 30th birthday of an exstaffer who identity I won't reveal because he is now very old. The celebration was held at Cubana near Waterloo station. A venue clearly chosen by the lefties as it was adorned with pictures of Che Guevara and Fidel Castro and the whole "Up The Revolution" theme. Lord Lucan stuck on the Super Bock lager while many male members of the group who should know better drunk mojito and looked like girls. One of those who were drinking girly cocktails was Recess Monkey who was sporting a bright red t-shirt saying "Have you noticed how we only win the World Cup under a Labour Governement?". Recess Monkey went on to tell me that he is getting the most use out of wearing it at the moment as it will probably be redundant in a couple of days. What he didn't say was whether he felt it would be redundant in a couple of days because he didn't think England would win the World Cup or because he had inside knowledge that the Labour Government would be overthrown in a couple of days. Lord Lucan hopes it was the latter but will wait and see. Anyway a good night was had by all. Lord Lucan drove past the venue early the next morning. Fortunately nobody had fallen asleep outside and the only evidence of the previous night was the courtyard outside resembled a giant ashtray. One could hardly see the tarmac at all due to the amount of fag butts on the ground.