Hodger the Dodger

Last night the Uber-Blairite Progress held a meeting in committee room 8 under the title "The rise of the BNP: what should Labour's strategy be?" Top of the list of speakers which were advertised was Trade and Industry Minister Margaret Hodge. Lord Lucan was slightly surprised by this given Mrs. Hodge's helpful contribution to stopping the BNP at the local elections in May. Even more amusing though was that Mrs. Hodge failed to turn up to the meeting. Another killer blow then for the racist bastards from Margaret Hodge. Lord Lucan is now starting to realise why it says "Barking" under her name when she is speaking on the House of Commons annunciator.